i. It’s International Migrants Day Weekend -- another one of those holidays I nearly forgot. Thank Christ for The Guardian and its caring coverage! Americans don’t think about migrants much. We usually settle for talk about The Wall. We used to call them “wetbacks” when I was a kid, because they swam across the Rio Rubicon, but then the PC element said we have to call them W-words now. So, we just dog-whistle The Wall and good ol boys have themselves a little wink festival and a Coors at the border bar. If Treasure of Sierra Madre taught us anything, it’s that neoliberalism doesn’t really work: suddenly nobody needs badges any more in the mighty struggle to secure the gold. American miners corrupted by greed and suspicion. Bogie all Ah, but the strawberries! Old Huston just wantin’ to buy a porch somewhere to rock away his last days, wizened smile, corncob pipe, red sunset. The Other Guy -- handsome Mr. Everyman from Erie, Pennsylvania, let’s say -- American Dreamin’ until Bogie “catches him” with the strawberries. And then, the resources eaten alive from the land, like some fuckin corporate pie-eatin’ contest controlled by the Kochs, then the service sector fails, the mattress factory closes, smiles are shuttered and the migrants head for El Norte to try their luck in the Land of Golden Opportunity. The real hero of the tale, the gold dust stuff of dreams, is carried away in the wind, like it never existed. Deep. ii. It's a moveable feast all those war vets in Paris heroes who'd lost their cocks in the war hanging out at Hemingway's Place near the Arc de Triomphe them looking out the window at the revolutionary traffic wondering why they don’t bumper car more often, French fists flying, chains and tire irons pulled from trunks. He thinks: Are we hiving insects after all, mankind, who have our shit together? He’s a native English speaker who’s had too much. And "she" touches “his” knee, wants to dance, and he, he wants to pee, and takes his time in the stall to write his Rimbaud feelings on the wall: I am lost in a dream at Papa’s place: Here is my phone number. But please: no cock-eyed Sartrians need apply, n'est ce pas? I’m an expat who knows all about being and nothingness. And then he went back and danced the night away. David Bowie. “Fascist.” iii. So it's late when I turn in my migrant's day poem to the editor who looks at me with vixen eyes, and he says, Nixon spies are on the rise, with Commie ties. Or maybe it was the weed that spoke through the cumulus cloud of cannabis smoke. In Europe, they’re coming from all over, migrants everywhere, peals of laughter at the notion of the EU’s borderless freedom to move at will, another byproduct of Pax Americana. “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?” on the radio, and you go, I dunno, as if in answer. iv. I'm a migrant from migrant stock and you? Where are you coming from? Me, I'm a potato faminist. Murphy’s Lawyer. Giant's Causeway on a visit, thinking, They look like pencils. O, the open suspicion in a Derry bar, until they heard my American accent proving I wasn’t some King's Own English Cromwellian make-me-dance-with-my-feet motherfucker. Wouldn’t you? Orangemen and their parades. Yellow school bussing back in Boston. Goddamn it all. And then the other shoe drops when I find out not one of them has read Ulysses. And Enya’s on the tellie ethereally kicking tyrant ass: “How Can I Keep from Singing?” As I wonder if my heritage will kick in and I’ll discover there’s a native gear to my drinking that turns me leprechaun, beer by beer, for being here. Back in Boston, I’ll recount my visit, and no one will care. ##### The Great Migration from Pepsi (it’s a new generation!)
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