Twitter’s a “flaming dumpster rolling down the street,”
Says Elon Musk in a news headline quote.
And I thought: Freebasing homeless arsonists? Neat!
Nero and his fiddle -- Rome all she wrote!
Elon Musk, from Pretoria, The Great White Hope,
Has been in the news of late for fucking things up.
Remember Musk’s Hyperloop slingshot system? Nope?
The Tesla tunnel crash? The death pool balls-up?
Musk intends to put a million people on Mars
by 2050 with his reassigned slingshot .
Neurolink’s brain chip’s been even worse than the cars,
killing 1500 lab animals. Mein Gott!
I owned a Twitter blue Plymouth Duster I crashed
because I was a dipshit and was driving trashed.