Don't Mess with the Zohran
for the new mayor of NYC, an Islam
He knows He’s a socialist He knows the newest media He froze his ass off at Coney Island just so you could feel secure in your rent-stabilized unit, he knows where you can buy 3 suits for 50 bucks, he knows New York is just a state of mind Like Coney island, come to think of it, where the wind howls like the laughter of children disappeared in the endless summer sunlight, mental as, ask me Don't Mess with the Zohran He knows the up and down in Uganda ‘a killer and clown, big-hearted buffoon and strutting martinet’ And SNL will be calling Atlantic says he’s a magical realist says it with a straight face here in America just because he rides pachyderms through tiger-infested jungles of the night in India where it rains and (picnic lightning)s Don’t Mess with the Zohran He raps raps raps Like E A Poe’s raven at the window with a broken wing Never More The Brits are already taking bets The day and hour the Zionists will take him out (Busy on two fronts right now) Take him out Take the goddamned self-loather out Send in Zohan Let them rumble From cab roof to cab roof down off Broadway The living proof that our flag was still there When he pretzels the z from z-land O say can you see The Master’s Hand? Don’t Mess with the Zohran He might get rid of student loans, too Hey, what if the raging weatherman clouds turn Rorschach red and black on our ass? And we read the writing on the bat-stained wall? Don’t Mess with Don’t Mess with him If you see him on a freedom bus on his way to freelunchville, up Donald Trump way give him an emoji thumbs up give him the finger and smile like the whitest picket fence of all time just beam it will take a little while